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Balogna Tits

A smelly pair of tits that is characterized by markedly large and gross looking nipples.
Walter: "Oh look, there goes Linda. Steve recently informed me that she has Balogna Tits!"
Lauren: "That explains the aroma, doesn't it Walter"
Walter: "That is a very good point, you are right Lauren."
by Gladus Marie Schrider September 10, 2010
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karate balitzo

The act of going off on someone for misbehavior, misdeed or offense. Used often to express frustration at an individual deserving a serious reprimand.
I am going to go karate balitzo on you if you do not straighten up...
by Lee Hill July 30, 2005
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Baloney Sandwich

When a man sticks his cock between a girls ass cheeks, and fucks them like they are a set of tits.
" fuck dude, I had this chick over last night, and I fucking made a baloney sandwich out of my cock"
by akendall97 June 4, 2009
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baloney drapes

damn the baloney drapes on that chick remind me of the inside of an Arby's roast beef sandwich
by No Name Fits Me February 8, 2008
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Baloner

It doesnt really have a specific definition. It is used to label whatever the hell you want.

The origin of the word is rumored to come from the combination of the words "balogna" and "boner"
I dont really know but it looks like a baloner!
by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010
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balltuitous

Verb-Being one who licks the piece of skin that connects your anus to your scrotum.Also known as a taint scraper

I personally like to describe particularly people who I don't like or a chick that's being bitchy.

Although the act is common in sexual relations I prefer to use it for describing idiotic people

Also known as a taint scraper.A taint is the skin that connects your anus to your ball-sack. On a woman its called a(Kaziff).(Cause if) it wasn't there their insides would fall out.
That chick's being a bit balltuitous.

She's got a balltuitous tone in her voice
by NippleBiter August 27, 2010
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balognes

fake, phony, front, unreal, when ones acts untrue to self
Quit acting balognes!

You said you would be here by 6:00P.M. it is now 9:30 and you say you aren't showing up? Don't you think that's balognes?
by nima go hard April 9, 2011
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