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y halo thar buttsecks?

an initial invitation of the ritual of buttsecksing, it involves inserting the umaro into another's butt with the promise of repeated insertion

see also se><0r t3h f4c3
by GAWD it hurts!11! January 17, 2004
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buttsexual

When someone is so obsessed with butts to the point where it becomes a sexual deviation.
Man, I saw that guy on everyone's ass last night. He's such a buttsexual.
by Dan Devine May 7, 2005
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Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
by The Poonman July 3, 2009
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butt sex

by originaplaya October 23, 2004
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butt sex buddy

A specific person in life that someone has anal sex with. This anal sex is done ferociously and with great confidence.
1 "I found a new butt sex buddy last night. She does anal very viciously and very hard."
by Dr. Nipples October 13, 2013
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buttsxe

basically the scrambled version of subtext, but buttsex works too.
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"i got a word from a corssword today, and it was buttsxe"
99% of population- its buttsex
pyshcopaths- subtext
everyone else - BRUH MOMENTE 100000000000000000000000
me - ligma balls
by flobbyblobby57 November 6, 2020
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Canadian Butt Sex

The polite use of only one finger during butt sex, the Canadian way!
Wife, Would you like to partake in some Canadian Butt Sex tonight? I am feeling adventurous, eh.
-I would love some Canadian Butt Sex. Please use only the pinky though as that Kraft Dinner made my butthole burn a little, eh.
by RichTheRedn3ck September 20, 2023
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