The Borg is a collective of humanoids implanted with cybernetic components in the Star Trek universe. They are from the Delta Quadrant and their ships shapes consist of massive cubes, spheres, and even pyramids. Their minds are connected to the hive mind and every drone has lost it’s individuality. The Borg can assimilate entire civilizations in just a day. They assimilate different species to gain their memories and knowledge so they can achieve perfection. The Borg also have a Borg queen, who controls the collective. The Borg has tried to assimilate humanity twice, giving us the Battle of Wolf 359 where the Federation got their butts kicked with 11,000 casualties and the loss of 39 out of 40 ships. Then the Borg tried to go back in time to April 5th, 2063 to prevent the first contact between humans and Vulcans. Thanks to Picard, humanity was not assimilated. The Borg surprisingly actually had a species they couldn’t assimilate. Species 8472 slapped the Borg in the face, having the ability to completely destroy entire planets. The Borg would finally be defeated by none other than Captain Janeway herself, using a viru- ahhhh *gets assimilated* HELP ME- I’M TURNING INT- We are Borg. Yǿʉѓ bĩǿlǿĝĩĉãl ãñd ţêĉĥñǿlǿĝĩĉãl dĩşţĩñĉţĩvêñêşş ŵĩll bê ãddêd ţǿ ǿʉѓ ǿŵñ. Rêşĩşţãñĉê ĩş fʉţĩlê.
The Borg has its famous quote:
“We are Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to serve us. Resistance is futile.”
“We are Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to serve us. Resistance is futile.”
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The condition is caused by the members of the couple no longer feeling the need to go out and socialise or do anything fun, as they are content to just spend time with each other. In time this can manifest itself as BCS. Common symptons include neglecting friends, social activities and anything remotely fun or exciting, coupled with increasingly reclusive behaviour which in turn can lead to a gradual loss of personality and glazed over eyes as they die slowly inside
The condition is caused by the members of the couple no longer feeling the need to go out and socialise or do anything fun, as they are content to just spend time with each other. In time this can manifest itself as BCS. Common symptons include neglecting friends, social activities and anything remotely fun or exciting, coupled with increasingly reclusive behaviour which in turn can lead to a gradual loss of personality and glazed over eyes as they die slowly inside
Single Person: Hey you guys coming to the karaoke night tonight?
Couple: Well hmmm we totally would but, we're just like so tired n stuff and urm it's probably best if we like save our money and stuff as we have soooo many things to do tomorrow, maybe some other time though (or any other generic BS excuse)
Single Person: Man your Boring Couple Syndrome is getting worse guys! :(
Couple: Well hmmm we totally would but, we're just like so tired n stuff and urm it's probably best if we like save our money and stuff as we have soooo many things to do tomorrow, maybe some other time though (or any other generic BS excuse)
Single Person: Man your Boring Couple Syndrome is getting worse guys! :(
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There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.
Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.
There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.
Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.
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