Boat stare

Boat stare

The kind of disgruntled/uncomfortable expression on one's face after spending too much time on a boat.

Schnidi has spent the last five hours on a ferry.
Yeah you can tell that by looking at his face :/ he got that boat stare

by Boat stare guy July 9, 2021

boat raced

to be badly beaten at something

"How did the baseball game go?" "We got boat raced." "It was 15 to 0"

by Kevin Dalingo May 13, 2006

boat happy

a hysterical condition that can arise from cramped conditions on a boat. this causes such a severe panic attack that it can put fellow passengers in danger. in these circumstances, it is legal for the captain to shoot and incapacitate the boat happy person to prevent further injuries and death.

angie started freaking out on the liferaft. she got boat happy and nearly capsized the whole vessel, so captain ashcroft had to shoot her in the face.

by Left Turn Clyde November 29, 2009

Boat Smoke

Boat smoke is the exhaust gas that comes out of a 2 stroke motor that is common to many pontoon boats. This exhaust gas cloud typically has a bluish tint that typically emits as a motor is started up or fast acceleration takes place. A humid, hot day with minimal or no air movement will cause a boat smoke cloud to form over the water or in coves on the lake. “2 stroke smoke hangs around!”

Many educated people would mistake a cloud over water for fog but in reality it is just boat smoke.

by BOATSMOKE April 20, 2018

boat drinks

From the Title & lyrics of the 1979 Jimmy Buffett song "Boat Drinks". Refers to highly potent (usually rum based) drinks which are easily made on a boat. A reference to someone "ordering boat drinks" means they are intent on getting very drunk.

A later reference was in the 1995 movie "Things to do in Denver when you're dead".

"Boat drinks! The Boys in the band ordered boat drinks!!"

by Parrot Head February 20, 2005

Boat Tip

A boat tip is a prank video on youtube where you click on a video you want to see but im on a boat pops up. generally causing cursing or laughter depending on how bad you wanted to see the video. (roots from rick roll)

Man, those mothaf***ers boat tipped me on youtube when i went to click on the twilight new moon kiss scene.

by captain boattip November 20, 2009

boat tow

A boat tow is when a man tightly grasps a woman's labia while in a body of water (bath tub, pool,etc) and pulls upon it until the woman howls like the horn on a boat.

This bath is really boring.. I'd love for my man to give me a pirate like boat tow!

by SSButtStuff August 13, 2015