Worker: Hi boss, just a heads up that I had a massive barney with the Mrs last night so won't be able to drive a truck today (as she is a truck driver and I don't want to see her out on the road). Can I just drive the forklift in the yard today?
Boss: Yes mate this time it's fine. Next time don't let your personal life affect your work.
Boss: Yes mate this time it's fine. Next time don't let your personal life affect your work.
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by Barney the addict September 25, 2020
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by nolifejim November 24, 2020
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random dude 1: Hey have you heard about this kid's show called Barney?
random dude 2: Nah man, he's a weirdo.
random dude 2: Nah man, he's a weirdo.
by catsrc00ll May 7, 2021
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