Band Games

Games played on the football (or other) field that make sense to band members and no one else, or are used as an irritant for band directors.

After a light rain when the field is slightly damp and other band games are exhausted, some band kids play the Art Band Game: they shuffle their feet around the field to make outlines of vulgar sentences and pictures that the band directors can see when standing at the top of the stands.

Favored types of art are things such as ovaries or penises.

by A Time Apart -- Trap A Emit A June 5, 2009

Band Stalker

1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.

2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.

3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.

4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.

5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.

Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?

Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.

by bandgeek55 December 23, 2010

Band Geek

The most awesome, and random people you'll ever meet. Bandos go to the games, outcheer the cheerleaders, and don't have any idea what sport it was they were playing for, or who won. They range from the annoying "popular" kids to the awesome random ones. To band geeks the bandroom is their home. They tend to have a flare for innuedoes, even though a lot of them are actually innocent. May date each other, or orc dorks. NOT choir whores. Bandos cannot even begin to tell you how not cool choir students are.

Hey could you hear the announcer over those Band Geeks? No, but they cheered really well for not noticing what sport the team was playing.

by mollifyinglyawesome September 11, 2011

band trash

A boy/girl who has an unhealthy obsession for a band or artist,usually in the genre of a band.

You are too obsessed with Twenty One PIlots.Get a new hobby,band trash.

by mr_squeaks848 April 9, 2017

band flu

A deadly disease spread only amongst marching band members

The entire tuba section is sick; the band flu is spreading.

by Sensei Ramen October 3, 2017

band queen

The legendary British band behind songs such as We Will Rock You, Bohemian Rhapsody, Don't Stop Me Now etc. It's members are Brian May, Roger Taylor, Freddie Mercury, John Deacon and they are the most beautiful human beings to ever exist FIGHT ME
(ง'̀-'́)ง

"Hey, do you listen to the band queen?"
"Nah, how do you listen to that crap?"
"Mama (pling,pling). Just killed a man (pling,pling)

by ilovequeensomuchuwu January 17, 2019

Band Kid Irony

Band Kid Irony is Humor where people Ironcly use media that band kids would sterotpyically enjoy and as a satirisation of internet memes and humor in general

These include Popular Media and their characters considered to have annoying fanbases like Pizza Tower, Garden Of banban, cuphead, pibby, etc

And outdated memes and slang terms like Uncanny mr.incredible, ohio, rizz, etc
Also sometimes combined with the "so retro" meme

This most Commonly takes the form of replacing words from a famous quote, movie scene, or song lyrics
or acting like their the best thing ever ironcly
it can also take a form of a video that is sorta similar to the 21st century humor and arabfunny videos in presentation

Band kid irony Examples

Example 1:
"pibby i am your griddy... OHIIOOOOOOO!"
(Recreation of the "i am your father" scene from star wars)

Example 2:
"Name 4 pieces of media that changed your life"
"Pizza tower, Graden of banban, Mr incredible videos, pibby"

Example 3:

"This is the griddy about it, you'll learn to never rizz it

The pizza tower is shrouded in living Nathaniel B

So what goes on in your ohio

When all you know is your uncanny shadow has a grimace shake?"
(Recreation of Lyrics from "Your evil shadow has a cup of tea" by lemon demon)

by Glitchboy24 July 7, 2023