BALF

Barely A Life Form - to suggest that someone is useless

WOW that dude is so useless, he's a BALF

by Matty81 June 10, 2008

baloneytits

A fat males chest/nipples, which resemble a slice of Baloney.

"We were at the pool and this fat guy came outta the change room. You shoulda seen the baloneytits on that guy...Wow, ready for the slicer.."

by Iamsamiam April 17, 2010

Balfour's Law

Loosely based on Godwin's Law, Balfour's Law states that whenever an Israel or Jewish thread takes place online and a poster performs a threadjack by stating that Israel never should have existed in the first place, said poster automatically looses the argument and the thread is effectively over. When used in conjunction with Godwin's Law, poster will thereafter be know as an "asshat," and will be prone to ridicule and or biatch slapping on any thread in which he or she posts.

"Here we were talking about hot IDF chicks and this douche nozzle had to go and invoke the wrath of Balfour's law. What a mouth breather."

by Rob Gennet September 6, 2008

Baloney Sandwich

When a man sticks his cock between a girls ass cheeks, and fucks them like they are a set of tits.

" fuck dude, I had this chick over last night, and I fucking made a baloney sandwich out of my cock"

by akendall97 June 4, 2009

baloney drapes

unusually oversized labia major

damn the baloney drapes on that chick remind me of the inside of an Arby's roast beef sandwich

by No Name Fits Me February 8, 2008

Balfy

adj.- Meaning Ballsy and Tough (Tuff)

ex.- "Man, that guy is a balfy mofo!" ; " That is one balfy trailer hitch!"

by ipizan March 10, 2010

Baloner

It doesnt really have a specific definition. It is used to label whatever the hell you want.

The origin of the word is rumored to come from the combination of the words "balogna" and "boner"

I dont really know but it looks like a baloner!

by The Terd Sniffer December 13, 2010