Tap Tap the Ballsack

A game played where a person goes up to a guy, from the front or behind, takes their hand, and "taps" the persons ballsack twice. At this time the tapper says "Tap Tap the Ballsack!"

Guy 1: Dude I played Tap Tap the Ballsack today at the beach on some huge black guy. It was great!

Guy2: Oh man, I wish I was there to see it!

by pfarriss October 16, 2009

vinegar balls

The odor a man's balls possess after two days of running and not showering.

When I got in the shower I rubbed my hand on my bonch, inhaled deeply, and took delight in my vinegar balls.

by El Poopo June 11, 2006

Hot Balls

An acute condition that caused UFC heavyweight Derrick Lewis to remove his shorts almost immediately after winning his fight at UFC 229

From the Post-fight Interview:

Joe Rogan: “I’m here with the winner, Derrick Lewis. Derrick, why’d you take your pants off?"

Derrick Lewis: “My balls was hot.”
(i.e., hot balls)

Joe Rogan: “I understand.”

by PerfectRomanGod November 1, 2018

Sussy Balls

Sussy Balls is when your balls start vibrating when you hear edm music or joe biden talking. If you have Sussy Balls you are most likely gay and/or a fart smella.

Joe Biden: Why are your balls dancing like that?
You: I have Sussy Balls Mr. Biden.

by vudpuk June 30, 2021

balls off

Refers to weather cold enough to freeze one's proverbial "balls off." Mainly used as a colloquialism in Britain.

Steverson: What's the weather like?
Oliver: It's balls off, guv'nor.

by Steverson January 19, 2008

Balls a la carte

When you only take your balls out of the front slit of your underwear

To get a good laugh out of my women I showed her balls a la carte

by notRileynotMir May 5, 2020

Balls made of dave portnoy

A figure of speech first coined on twitter in August 2020. When legendary barstool gambling investor Dave Portnoy panic sold his bitcoin and Link after a 2% drop

Descriptive Vernacular meaning the opposite of "balls of steel" due to Portnoys lack of balls leading him to panic sell when the market turned slightly bearish

Did you hear Simon panic sold his bitcoin last week and now it's worth triple?
Omg , he must have balls made of Dave Portnoy!

Yes, lol,scared off by a little volatility....

by OldeTimer August 23, 2020