ballistic wank

A ballistic wank is where you masturbate but don't catch your load, causing it to be fired like a projectile across the room... This is usually done in hotel rooms and rental properties where the landlord is a douchebag

That hotel room was a disgrace so I decided to have a ballistic wank before I checked out

by Flat.Turd June 2, 2020

Ballistic

Is liteary a Friday Night Funkin' mod chart song. And also it's literally crazy at all time.

Basically you'll get blue-balled within no time when playing that.

BF: beep bop beep skdoo beep
Whitty: fuck you imma go ballistic baababbabaoaboaababakabziabajaaoabaibaiabaiabaiajaiabajahaia
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by EdgeGD March 23, 2021

Ballistic

Just a song in an fnf mod where a bomb then goes crazy and plans on killing two little kids.

Person 1: omg whitty is going ballistic

Person 2: who the hell is whitty
Person 1: never talk to me again

by Ruvsexual >=D June 29, 2021

Ballistic

Friday Night Funkin'
it means someone who is so mad

I AM BALLISTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!! >:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
but i didn't even do anything..
waht ;-;

by what king July 21, 2021

Ballistic

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FUNNY BOMB MBANADNMNM HAHHAQHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHDASHFSADGJFASDGFASDYGFHYGASDGHAADADFHADFKL;ADFJK L

whitty funny

Peter Griffin: I'm about to go ballistic! *kills several Canadian soldiers*

by The_Condutor July 29, 2021

Bulliness

The amount of trait possessed by a person in regards to bullying somebody

‘You show an incredible amount of bulliness’

by ShakespeareWannabeHater December 25, 2021

ballistic castration

Shooting one's testicles with a firearm

-How did he lose his balls?

-He performed ballistic castration on himself.

by Dudeman338 April 5, 2023