An anime nosebleed is when an anime character or someone in real life gets a nosebleed due to seeing something sexual. Whilst this doesn't happen as much in real life, it is possible, because seeing something can lead to a raise in blood pressure, which can cause a nosebleed.
Joey: Yo have you seen the trailer for season 5 of dat anime???
Matt: Yeah someone got an anime nosebleed in it lol.
Matt: Yeah someone got an anime nosebleed in it lol.
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Unlike American cartoons, anime usually has one episode connecting to the next. This would give allowance for a story that is long and can express a good plot and elaborate on characters.
In American society, long-term stories are usually given to shows like Lost, Flashforward, and The Event.
Anime is long-term stories that are cartoons, and are usually cheaper to make.
There are good and bad ones, ones that are horrible at plot and characters, and ones that are good at plot and characters, just like American shows.
A great number of animes are based off of Japanese Comics (a.k.a. Manga).
In short, not all anime is gay and not all are awesome either. You have to dig for the good ones, and then BAM you have something to spice up your boring, monotonous home life when you've had enough of going outside, or can't go outside, or are worn out from studying, etc. Heck, it makes waiting for texts easier.
Of course, like anything, there are addicts... and anime isn't necessarily a good thing to be addicted with, especially if it gets in the way of your life.
In American society, long-term stories are usually given to shows like Lost, Flashforward, and The Event.
Anime is long-term stories that are cartoons, and are usually cheaper to make.
There are good and bad ones, ones that are horrible at plot and characters, and ones that are good at plot and characters, just like American shows.
A great number of animes are based off of Japanese Comics (a.k.a. Manga).
In short, not all anime is gay and not all are awesome either. You have to dig for the good ones, and then BAM you have something to spice up your boring, monotonous home life when you've had enough of going outside, or can't go outside, or are worn out from studying, etc. Heck, it makes waiting for texts easier.
Of course, like anything, there are addicts... and anime isn't necessarily a good thing to be addicted with, especially if it gets in the way of your life.
Animes that easily appeal to the masses are: Death Note (psychological thriller), ToraDora (about growing up), Code Geass (about war and injustice).
If you can handle the movie Saw and want to get mind blown like Inception, watch Higurashi.
A safe site to watch anime on is Anilinkz, and there are some other sites too. Animeshippuuden is an unsafe site.
Albert: Did you watch Death Note?
Bob: Yeah, it's cool how even though they are so close to each other that they can even shake hands, if one figures out the true identity of the other through wits and smart talking, the other is dead.
If you can handle the movie Saw and want to get mind blown like Inception, watch Higurashi.
A safe site to watch anime on is Anilinkz, and there are some other sites too. Animeshippuuden is an unsafe site.
Albert: Did you watch Death Note?
Bob: Yeah, it's cool how even though they are so close to each other that they can even shake hands, if one figures out the true identity of the other through wits and smart talking, the other is dead.
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Get the Anime mug.A group of very keenly intellective people who in lieu of wasting their time on unavailingly futile 2D animated girls, pursue their dreams and authentic women.
Most of the time, these people genuinely make something productive, I.E. working, studying and availing their family. Unlike those lamentable enough to not have the same high-level IQ.
These god-like sagacious people endeavor to edify the less fortuitous enough and liberate them from the shackles of the rabbit aperture called Anime. But dolefully you can't transmute the mind of lesser life forms, so most of the time they are responded with uneducated and misconducted replies.
An argument most self-nominated 'weebs' is that Voice Actors do a better job than authentic actors, and that they express preponderant, and more 'authentic' expressions. Not only is that entirely erroneous about what genuinely transpires, it builds the ficticiously unauthentic fantasy of anime being good. "I've never cried when watching movies, but i've cried when i watched X/Y/Z anime." is commonly utilized by them, and you can pellucidly notice they've never optically canvassed Miracle in Cell 7, Breaking Bad, The green Mile and Many, many more.
Most of the time, these people genuinely make something productive, I.E. working, studying and availing their family. Unlike those lamentable enough to not have the same high-level IQ.
These god-like sagacious people endeavor to edify the less fortuitous enough and liberate them from the shackles of the rabbit aperture called Anime. But dolefully you can't transmute the mind of lesser life forms, so most of the time they are responded with uneducated and misconducted replies.
An argument most self-nominated 'weebs' is that Voice Actors do a better job than authentic actors, and that they express preponderant, and more 'authentic' expressions. Not only is that entirely erroneous about what genuinely transpires, it builds the ficticiously unauthentic fantasy of anime being good. "I've never cried when watching movies, but i've cried when i watched X/Y/Z anime." is commonly utilized by them, and you can pellucidly notice they've never optically canvassed Miracle in Cell 7, Breaking Bad, The green Mile and Many, many more.
Anime 'weeb': WOW WOMAN FOCK FUTA SO GOOD
Anti-Anime intellectual: I'm so jubilant i've achieved a genuine job, PhD in philosophy, and a girlfriend.
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Anti-Anime intellectual: I'm so jubilant i've achieved a genuine job, PhD in philosophy, and a girlfriend.
Weeb: OMG U DONT WATCH ANIME????MUDA MUDA MUDA ORA ORA ORA DIO JOJO REFERENCE
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Anime haters are the equally annoying opposite of anime fankids.
Deluded into thinking they are normal, well adjusted people devoid of flaws.
Consider it their duty and right to belittle others under some ridiculous notion of normality. Like these people are suddenly saints. But, they only decide to crusade against people who like Japanese cartoons. Yeah let's not worry about Darfur, or war or terrorists, or bigots or child abuse, yeah you take those cartoon watchers down a fuckin' peg. You paragons of social interaction.
These equally obsessed fools can be seen online blathering about how normal they are and how much of a life they have, simply because they aren't hardcore into anime. They are however, hardcore into trolling the internets looking for fights. Which is totally what well adjusted social dynamos are famous for.
Are known for using stereotypical extremes to justify being douchebags. Judging anime (not movies or magazines) by the worst examples and ignoring the rest (just like fanboys do!)
Lump all anime fans into an convenient to despise group of perverts because it's easy.
Think that spending all their time looking for obsessed people to make fun of isn't at all hypocritical.
Think that being obsessed about Japanese cartoons is a serious issue, despite all the horrible things going on in the world. These idiots think anime viewing is bad. Signs that these "normal" people really have little worries or priorities. Normal people however, have bigger problems. Nobody gives a shit but you haters. The rest of us don't give a crap about what cartoons someone watches. People with lives, girlfriends and jobs who get out of the house wouldn't have time to give a shit.
The only people that give a rat's ass about anime fankids are people who spend all day online or lame ass teens who hate whatever is trendy to hate.
Let's not kid ourselves, anime haters don't give a shit about being normal. They are petty assholes who need to pick on people and anime hating is easy and popular. If these people were as normal as they say they'd be offline living their fabulous lives rather than being online ensuring everyone that they have them.
Anime haters are the equally annoying opposite of anime fankids.
Deluded into thinking they are normal, well adjusted people devoid of flaws.
Consider it their duty and right to belittle others under some ridiculous notion of normality. Like these people are suddenly saints. But, they only decide to crusade against people who like Japanese cartoons. Yeah let's not worry about Darfur, or war or terrorists, or bigots or child abuse, yeah you take those cartoon watchers down a fuckin' peg. You paragons of social interaction.
These equally obsessed fools can be seen online blathering about how normal they are and how much of a life they have, simply because they aren't hardcore into anime. They are however, hardcore into trolling the internets looking for fights. Which is totally what well adjusted social dynamos are famous for.
Are known for using stereotypical extremes to justify being douchebags. Judging anime (not movies or magazines) by the worst examples and ignoring the rest (just like fanboys do!)
Lump all anime fans into an convenient to despise group of perverts because it's easy.
Think that spending all their time looking for obsessed people to make fun of isn't at all hypocritical.
Think that being obsessed about Japanese cartoons is a serious issue, despite all the horrible things going on in the world. These idiots think anime viewing is bad. Signs that these "normal" people really have little worries or priorities. Normal people however, have bigger problems. Nobody gives a shit but you haters. The rest of us don't give a crap about what cartoons someone watches. People with lives, girlfriends and jobs who get out of the house wouldn't have time to give a shit.
The only people that give a rat's ass about anime fankids are people who spend all day online or lame ass teens who hate whatever is trendy to hate.
Let's not kid ourselves, anime haters don't give a shit about being normal. They are petty assholes who need to pick on people and anime hating is easy and popular. If these people were as normal as they say they'd be offline living their fabulous lives rather than being online ensuring everyone that they have them.
So let me get this straight, that guy dressed as a cartoon character laughing with his friends makes you so angry that you felt the need to call him a fag? Where on Earth is that "normal"? What is this, junior high?
Why can't you just dislike anime? Why go that extra step and become anime haters? They're just as annoying.
Why can't you just dislike anime? Why go that extra step and become anime haters? They're just as annoying.
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