alarm clock

A method of waking up at a specific time, ususaly accomplished by the satanic sound of screaming souls.

I threw my clock at the wall the other day, now it's broken.

by Rob May 11, 2004

Lagasse alarm

A modified version of the Emeril. To ejaculate semen into the palm of your hand and hold it in front of a sleeping person's face while yelling "BAM!" thus making them spring up into it.

The bitch wouldn't wake up, so I set off the Lagasse alarm.

by G. Sherman August 10, 2003

Alarmageddon

When multiple alarm clocks go off simultaneously due to snooze setting intervals. Essentially, the perfect storm of snooze.

"This morning when I woke up, it was like alarmageddon, I'm never setting them for 8:15 and 8:37 again."

by Dan J. DesRochers February 21, 2009

lame-alarm

to sound the lame-alarm is to alert those around you of something lame happening at that moment, especially in the case of bad jokes/puns. Usually said so it sounds like a foghorn.

"This is so... punny!!!"
"omg, lame-alarm!"

by Laurel Chaisson June 22, 2006

Azaryah

She is a very beautiful child with a loving personality. She has lots of haters but doesnt stoop down to their levels. And she has a potential to be whatever she wants to be .

I love azaryah

by Xoxo.lovena.xoxo March 7, 2017

alarm clock

When a girl is sleeping and you wake her up by slipping your morning wood in her.

I gave her the alarm clock so she wouldn't be late for work.

by throbson October 5, 2006

azarul

A special person who only comes around once in someones life, romantic, funny, joyful and can still be sad inside, if you come across a Azarul don't let go.

Hey Azarul, I will never let you go.

by thereasonwhy November 12, 2014