5 seconds of awesome!

The about 5 second period after you jack off where you experience the most pleasure of stroking.

Joe: Dude after I jacked off, I kept stroking and it felt so awesome for about 5 seconds!

Dan: That's the 5 seconds of awesome! Why are you telling me you masturbated in the first place?

by ItellmyfriendsImasturbate March 13, 2010

Awesome-O-Meter

A device, real or imagined, that measures just
how awesome someone or something really is.

Sammy and Sha-Sha are so nice,
they max out the awesome-o-meter!

by Chateau Debris March 20, 2008

Awesome Army

The awesome army consists of fans of youtuber Connor Manning.
(AConMann)

Hey there Awesome Army

by AshleighUK May 2, 2011

Awesomeful

a way of describing something or someone that is full of awesomeness.

Dude, that show last night was awesomeful!

by Tom Hoppa October 9, 2008

Awesomation

1. The point at which something/someone becomes Awesome. Can be used as a command, ie: "commence awesomation" meaning to start to be awesome or start to do something awesome.

The fight reached awesomation as Trogdor burninated the peasants and their thatched-roof cottages.

by Sparkolophogus November 26, 2003

Awesome as Fuck

A phrase used when simply saying "awesome" just doesn't cut it.
This phrase is now infamous in the Green Day fan world. Signs saying this were held up at the August 28th 2010 Denver Green Day show, and now Green Day is set to release a new live album with the same title.

Green Day's performance was Awesome as Fuck!
Beth and Abby are Awesome as Fuck

by Cjustice December 20, 2010

Awesimity

1. A word used to describe how awesome a cretin situation is.

2. A radius of awesome surrounding someone through witch those of a lesser awesimity level (see 1) can not enter. Usually apply's to someone popular in shool, or around the office.

1. Jimmy judged the Awesimity of the show somewhere between being superman, and losing your virginity.

2. "Jenna has an awesimity of of like twenty feet"

by D1shes January 18, 2009