Avoid the Noid

1. Stay out of trouble; take care.

1. "Great catching up, dude. Talk soon. Avoid the Noid."

2. "How's it going?" "All good. Avoiding the Noid."

by robothater August 15, 2009

avon high school

an elite Ct high school famous for really bad football players, really good hockey players and sending lots of kids to ivy league schools. typical avon hockey boy has a beer in one hand a hot Simsbury or Farmington slut on the other, typical avon football player is too drunk or stoned to know if he's with a girl or a boy. avon girls can be found with short skirts tight tops trying to remember if they had there std check lately this std breeding ground famous for turned up collars, pink shirts, and Ab & fich clothes

Dude i'm like sooooooooooooo totaly wasted the avon high school fooball team like .........lets go to the hockey game

by AHS 06 Grad December 9, 2007

Your dad sells Avon

A Scottish insult, "Your dad sells Avon" or "Yer da sells avon" is a killer insult known to end any argument you have. You know it's over when this is used.

Scottish Boy: "Aye fuck off that's just bullshit, it's what your family does.
Scottish Boy 2: "Shut up bro your dad sells avon"
Scottish Boy : Ended

by fatzoot12345 March 20, 2018

avocado man

A name given to a total hunk who loves sex.

"He's such an avocado man"
"He can be my Mr avocado man"

by fjeogjreikog;veafmjio March 1, 2017

Avour

A term for a roleplayer that doesn't realize that their stories are not good. Often uneducated.

Stop being an Avour! Stick to your day job!

by Ahurio August 8, 2006

AVON DON

Avon Don: A classification of heterosexual male that openly embraces a cosmopolitan urban lifestyle featuring expensive haircuts, designer suits, trendy dining, and occasional spa treatments. Appears to possess openly gay tendencies but is in fact very straight.

Check out Karl leaving the spa with a new manicure and leather handbag. What an Avon Don!

by badjad November 5, 2003

AVOC

(Anal Vagina Out Cum)

1. The standard form of quick meaningless sex.

2. One of the safest ways to have intercourse.
3. Recommended for "first times".

Guy 1= How did you fuck Jenna?
Guy 2= Well, obviously AVOC.
*(HIGH FIVE)*

Guys 1&2= YEAH!

by Stukity Farnsworth July 25, 2010