authoritative Hand

Choki ng during sexual intercourse

Hey Jamie you using authoritative hands on me in bed tonight?

by K456 November 28, 2020

Authorgasm

Portmanteau of "authoritarian orgasm". The reveling in authoritarianism by politicians in 2020.

These state governors had nonstop authorgasms with their lockdowns, curfews, and quarantines when COVID hit in 2020.

by SeamusMac February 11, 2021

Authoritative

With authority, like an author or a narrator.

Oh, you weren't trying to be authoritative with him, you were trying to help him out.

by Solid Mantis March 14, 2021

Authority

At what age does someone get the authority to shut shit down? If they can shut something down at 40 something, they could do the same thing at 2, and if they couldn't do it at 2, they don't have the authority to do.it at 40 something.

Authority or status is kind of like a title on a piece of paper or a plate of metal. It's about as meaningless as life itself.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2021

authoritarian

Someone in control.

Jack Wade- Yea I remember you, abusive father, never had a girlfriend, dog walked out on you.

Headhunter with top score- My father was authoritarian, not abusive. He believed in discipline, not punishment. And my dog didn't walk out on me, he can't stand me, true, but he's still with me, though he's always trying to escape, always lunging toward the door. Your sources have misinformed you.

by The Original Agahnim January 19, 2022

AphorismForest

A man with a far higher level of intelligence than most. Great to have a chat with!

You've got to love chatting with AphorismForest eh.

by EyeSawEwe September 11, 2022

Authors

The idea that the Bible has multiple authors is not something I learned from Jordan Peterson but, rather, Morgue.

Hym “The funniest part about this is watching you turn into a self-serving, self-important narcissist. It’s hilarious. You’ll take the undue credit and claim to be what this is based on but it is based everything I have ever encountered. You are one of many and (In my opinion) the most arrogant and contemptible. You are you and I am Hym. You couldn’t do what I did if you tried and the funniest part is that I was just winging it. So, there are no ‘authors’. I wrote down ideas that I had internalized in addition to ideas of my own. You’re conflating the two. In every instance where the ideas of others are replaced with mine, mine come out on top. By every metric. Whether it’s ratings, revenue, or the standard for creative achievement (subsequent texts being based on the source). This is what competence looks like. Behold. Is I blinding? Can you see? Or must you shield your eye from the radiant light that is the very essence of my being?.”

by Hym Iam November 8, 2022