Astronaut Kitty

Vehicular Manslaughter in a nutshell but in space or on a celestial body that isn’t Earth.

I Astronaut kitty someone

by PlagueDoc July 29, 2025

gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack

dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister

by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011

Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014

Korean Astronaut

A Korean bab that will take you out of this world.

Gee wiz, I could use a Korean Astronaut right now.

by Bootie slammer 96 October 28, 2016

DIRTY ASTRONAUT

Rolling in a dirty porta-pottie from an elevated area while getting a blumpkin

I had a crazy weekend, I took a girl on a dirty astronaut

by J R Ø S S June 2, 2018

French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.

"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."

by Monkey's Dad April 25, 2021

reverse astronaut cowboy

when to people are advance the go to space just to do reverse cowgirl, but its 2022 so we call it reverse cowboys cause we do it better.

see glex, twitch glexplays

chxxryblxxsm: Glex what position do you wanna do tonight I’m thinking reverse cowgirl what about you
glex: how about reverse astronaut cowboy

by misshap. September 12, 2022