assganistan

Assganistan is where all the pimps reside.

Do you need to talk to a pimp? go to assganistan

by Klus November 13, 2006

Aswani

A mutant. She has a weird personality but gets really cranky without food.Likes to listen to music and dances a lot. She is also really crazy

Aswani is a mutant

by The truth itself folks March 1, 2019

Asswad

A synonym for "butdorf". meaning a complete tool who has a significantly smaller penis than anyone he knows.

Guy#1- "Did you see that guy with the tiny penis"

Guy# 2- "You mean butdorf?"

Guy# 1- " No the asswad!"

Guy# 2- " Same thing!!"

by Jake!!!!!! June 29, 2011

assland

Usually a liar. She puts her boyfriend before everyone else, and has intercourse everyday. And doesnt realize they will be broken up by a few months. Trys to get with every guy possible and thinks that it makes her cooler. Pretends that she doesnt care about what people think about her, but she does. Lives in a fantasy world. And acts like the world revolves around her, while everyone laughs at how pathetic she is. Has many diseases. The fakest of the fake and doesnt brush her teeth.

God! What a slut! Thats something an Assland would do!

by showdemdimondsss August 4, 2009

asspants

An assbag so extensive that it has to be made into an entire pair of pants.

Lou couldn't remember to empty his assbag frequently enough so he needed to get fitted for a pair of asspants. What a rod.

by BGLou January 29, 2004

asswad

An abrasive form of the word ass which may include wad at the end. My little brother

Me and my cousin were going to go out, and then my loser asswad narcing little brother went and narced our nuts off... dam

by SamiKhalaf January 11, 2008

Aswan syndrome

The belief that saying something makes it so, no matter what reality is. Common among middle managers.

The term comes from the Aswan Dam, a powerful source of electricity, all powered by De Nile (denial).

"Why don't we have enough people for this job?"

"Management have Aswan Syndrome."

by Dejaffa October 30, 2009