Assagitated

Agitated but a lot more

"I am so assagitated right now because Tesco put their meal deals up by 40p."

by Sunflower93 December 31, 2024

Asslighting

When you tell the truth to someones face

The opposite of gaslighting

Quit asslighting me.

by HCCC January 21, 2025

Asslighting

Derived from gaslighting. When a person is deliberately sexually provacative, a tease, but denies it when called out, and makes it so the teased thinks they're just imagining it.

I kept intentionally arousing this person, and every time they confronted me, I insisted that they were just imagining it. They thought they were losing it, I was totally asslighting them.

by Jacques Hughes May 4, 2025

Assage

When your butt cheeks are visible from your pants or swimsuit.

We see your passage.

by anonymous May 24, 2025

Asswag

A blended insult combining “ass” (a fool or jerk) and “swag” (style or confidence), where “wag” implies cringe, awkwardness, or lack of genuine coolness.

Used to mock someone who acts tough, confident, or stylish but ends up looking arrogant, fake, or embarrassing.

Look at that guy acting tough in knockoff Jordans, what an asswag.

by Holy Bilal July 14, 2025

Asslight

When somebody is trying to tell you that their farts don't smell, but they do

"I'm a little gassy tonight, but don't worry, it doesn't smell."

"Don't asslight me, bitch. It's rancid."

by Meeka2493 July 29, 2025

Ashlag

When you're so absurdly laggy when playing a video game that it actually helps you

Opponent: dude what the fuck why wont this guy take any knockback
cool guy: power of ashlag mf

by Crackenheim September 26, 2025