Absent 

The state of not being where you are supposed to be.

Yo cracka, that bitch is absent because she's workin' the streets.

Absent by Josh July 16, 2004

ardenese 

Not only a language, but an attitude. The ardenese way is never wrong, shuns authority in the face, can'ts say no to Joe the shipper and is usually smashed or hungover, fuck.

"Shawn, your sanding today" The ardenese reply would be "Fuck you fuck. Im not fucken sanding"

ardenese by Roy Vickers December 2, 2004

Arenia 

Arenia is a bad ass bitch with a bad attitude and and she really pretty and she don’t let people get to her she can be mean and nice she is someone you want to talk and she’s hella funny

Arenia you mad sexy ma

Arenia by Cece Darwin April 14, 2019

Arben 

an amazing human being who goes by the name of mari and deserves the world. All of the fake people in their life can go off themselves because they are an amazing person and anyone who says otherwise is dead meat or will be very very soon.

“Arben is so weird”

F U C K. O F F

Arben by _Chiaka_ June 11, 2021

arentthereanygoodusers

a tiktoker who makes random posts about mostly undertale, who has common sense, currently at around 2k followers (they/she/it)

"arentthereanygoodusers is my fav mutual"-same

arentthereanygoodusers by coffee.adicted.furry March 12, 2022

areen 

she is a grl that likes takis like

WOWWW AREEN ATE 1009309 BAGS OF TAKISS...

areen by yourmommyjehammee April 6, 2022

Testicular Absenteeism 

1. Having no balls; weak and worthless like a jellyfish.
2. Lacking the ability to stand for what is right in the face of criticism.
3. Appeasement.

Mr. Douche parades around the office like a Badass until he's challenged, then he comes down with an acute case of Testicular Absenteeism.

Testicular Absenteeism by RorschachNEOCON May 15, 2012