artistically challenged

means that you suck ass at drawing.

"Hey look what I drew!"
"What the hell is that."
"Are you artistically challenged?"

by GummyBear September 21, 2004

scheme artist

A person, (who usually has an accomplice), that thinks of devious and scandalous plans time and time again sometimes with the intent to hurt.

Jay-Z cheated on Beyonce with Rhianna. So Beyonce and Kelly Rowland schemed up a plan to catch Jay in the act. Kelly and Beyonce repeatedly do this to Jay with any other female he speaks to which makes them scheme artists.

by Kaitlin the G and Kara Lael January 14, 2008

scratch artist

a person who claims to be a tattoo artist but does horrible work, which tends to have to be fixed by a real tattoo artist.

You must have gotten that tattoo by a scratch artist, i can fix it though.

by D-Rock of the Atl October 9, 2008

Instagram Artist

A phony artist. Someone who pretends to be an artist but doesnt produce any actual art

He's just an instagram artist, putting filters on random pictures and calling them art

by heyjayjaykay July 1, 2015

meme artist

a creative visionary sculpting the zeitgeist with spicy memes

Russel: Your memes are shit bro.
John: nah mate, I'm a Meme Artist

by Spicydankmeme February 15, 2017

Jizz Artist

The act of creatively positioning your ejaculation on a partner's face/chest/lower back

Last night I had Cindy howeling at the moon, and to top it all off, being the jizz artist that I am, I shot a load on her tits in the shape of a grasshopper

by Robby Raikes May 15, 2006

cheap shot artist

An individual who raises the act of taking a dishonorable, lowbrow, disrespectable action to an artform. This is accomplished either through frequent and conspicuous use of cheap shots or a particularly noteworthy low blow.

I thought I had won the bar fight but that cheap shot artist bit me on the balls.

by Filmchild February 25, 2004