person 1: yo i got algebra
person2: really? im 4 years younger than you so idk
person1: its shit you dont wanna see
person2: really? im 4 years younger than you so idk
person1: its shit you dont wanna see
by Superdupercajaliststickcrispyd September 6, 2020

by ZΣPH Ψ February 3, 2023

That One Guy From Your Algebra Test, you already know who that guy is. Often named something along the lines of Ralph. They have superhuman abilities, often doing things like trading with other similar people. Many times, they will be buying 87 watermelons, and/or loaning/combining a certain number of watermelons with their friend who has a similar amount of watermelons. You may be asked to find the total number of watermelons they have combined.
That One Guy From Your Algebra Test:
Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
Etc
Ralph has 69 watermelons, Sarah has 420 watermelons, if Ralph gives Sarah 40 of his watermelons, how many will she have?
John is walking to his friend's house. His friend lives 800 kilometers away. If John walks at a speed of 16 kilometers per second, how long will it take him to get to his friend's house? (leave your answer in seconds).
Alex is 30 years old. Alexa is 3000 years old if Amy's age is the mean of both of their ages, is she of legal age to purchase and conduct a Kenworth T680 Semi?
Fredrick is 30 feet tall, Enrique is 94 billion light-years tall, If Enrique stands up on planet Earth, how many galaxy clusters will he pass through before creating a supermassive blackhole?
Etc
by A Kawaii fluffy dog ^w^ April 25, 2020

The mixed feeling of madness, laughter, desperation, and awe that one feels when encountering Abstract Algebra concepts.
"Dude I can't do this anymore, all these numbers, set theory, equivalence relations, they're making me lose my mind, I feel like laughing and crying"
"Yeah, welcome to Algebraic Hysteria, you'll be feeling that for a while"
"Yeah, welcome to Algebraic Hysteria, you'll be feeling that for a while"
by bruxor August 19, 2025

The part of mathematics in which letters and other general symbols are used to represent numbers and quantities in formulae and equations.
I have Algebra class 1st period!
by iquwer November 23, 2022

Bob : hey Trevor wanna chill with me and the boy’s ?
Trevor : Nah man I’m stuck doing this delusional ass piece of shit math .
Bob : Let me think are you completing the Algebra 2 homework?
Trevor: Sadly .
Bob : yes I figured that , Maths ass .
Trevor : Nah man I’m stuck doing this delusional ass piece of shit math .
Bob : Let me think are you completing the Algebra 2 homework?
Trevor: Sadly .
Bob : yes I figured that , Maths ass .
by anonymousProtagonist January 6, 2025

by 😩👏🏻 February 20, 2019
