ring the alarm

When an alarm goes off signalling the arrival of homosexuals. Not to be confused with the sound emitted from a fire alarm.
"The alarm is ringing so loud behind me that I think every stray dog in grenada is going to run into the path lab soon!"- Meera Patel
by Willa Zea April 14, 2005
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Lunk Alarm

Planet Fitness, the home of the self-conscious exerciser, decided to get rid of the meatheads and attention seeking Guidos by hooking up an alarm system for vain bitches who find it impossible to work out without the attention of everyone else in the room.
"How's I s'posed ta get my swell on at da gym widda fuhckin Lunk Alarm goin off e'ry time I grunt"
by Boo45 April 6, 2010
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Alarm Tag

1. A variation of phone tag, but involving alram clocks.
2. The process of setting an alarm clock for a set time then deciding that you don't want to wake up. You proceed to hit the snooze button repedly. after about an hour of "snoozing" the alarm you end up setting it for another time not to far in the future...a good estamate is 30 to 45 min. This cycle can continue in any combonation or order untill you finally decide to get up.
3. A standard morning defence mechanism of the univerity student.
"I played alarm tag for hours this morning."
"Really"
"Ya i had ideas of grandure of waking up at 7 am"
"Dude it's past noon"
"Yup"
by ezbakeoven July 28, 2008
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Dude Alarm

A: A situation that causes a person so much excitement, the only thing that comes from their mouth for the first part of the conversation is the word "Dude!"

Often followed by a short conversation, at the end of which the other person reciprocates the usage of the word "Dude" in a manner of agreement or sarcasm.(depending on the case)

B: Alternatively used as a way of getting a persons attention.

*Word Coined By Jacy David Nolen*
Example Of Dude Alarm:

Person A: "Dude!"

Person B: "What?!"

Person A: "Daniel Tosh is coming out with his own show on Comedy Central!"

Person B: "Dude! Thats Awesome!"
by SKNY + THE DMND May 12, 2009
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fire alarm

A red box that makes you have a seizure and go deaf in an office
OH $#@! THERE IS A FIRE ALARM
by UDfan1234567890 December 11, 2018
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Beak alarm

Similar to a fire alarm, a beak alarm is often sounded in large financial institutions within the city. In order to increase productivity during the inevitable mid-afternoon slump, when sounded, employees are encouraged to stop what they are doing and snort a line of company beak.
*Alarm sounds*

PA system: "Please place yourself on do not disturb and have a line of beak ASAP."

Cal: "Quick lad it's the fucking beak alarm."
Andy: "Ahhhhh. I bloody that thing."
by Mrrobot7891 August 14, 2020
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Alarm Cock

When you wake up two minutes before your girlfriends alarm clock goes off, masturbate above her face, and when her alarm clock rings and she awakens, you ejaculate all over her face and say "good morning...ALARM COCK!
My boyfriend did an alarm cock on me this morning as I woke up.
by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017
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