Asshole Accountant

One who oversees all financial transactions relating to ones anus.

"Kevin has a thankless and foul occupation. He is the most popular asshole accountant in the tri-state area

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

Honda Accord romance

Any relationship where the other party could care less if their partner drives a Honda Accord Ex or a Cl65 Amg.

A Honda Accord romance is true love without materialistic distractions.

by Fred Riahi February 11, 2006

Accountant

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand.
See also: wizard, magician

Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away.

by Hugo Slugg February 10, 2021

delete your account

The epitome of edgy internet responses when you have nothing else to say.

Wanda: Why are you being so racist

Becky: delete your account

by spootyhead June 10, 2016

flop account

An account usually found on instagram typically made fandom based to make fun of and demean what they call "flops" and things they find cringey. Most are petty and cheap stabs at young artists and people trying to have fun.

Person 1: my friends art got posted on a flop account again.
Person 2: What kind of person finds that fun to do??
Person 1: i know right and they are a young artist so of course it isnt going to be perfect.

by imreallyasiren April 19, 2018

delete your account

Why type a several sentences of well reasoned arguments when you could just look like a choke artist with nothing else to say? That's right, tell someone to delete their account just like Hillary did with her emails - because it's 2016 you can just like delete your problems, in the internet. In. The. Internet.

"Damn he got me, better tell him to delete his account."

"delete your account."

"DELETE THIS"

by Crimson Tablet June 11, 2016

Rusty Accordian

Female version of the rusty trombone, where a guy or girl tosses a females salad while fingering her box from a reach around position

Last night i had a concert in my bedroom, my girl played my rusty trombone and i returned the favor by playing a solo on her rusty accordian

by R.M.C, October 23, 2008