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Northshore Academy

A special school located in Beverly, MA for kids who got kicked out their public high school. We do kindergarden work, but they also treat us like we are in kindergarden. At least we have 2 recesses a day.
"Where do you go to school?"
"Northshore academy."
"Oh the school where hackey sac is a class?"
"Yep."
by Mucho Mango September 24, 2009
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Bellshill Academy

The school that when you first step in it you want to fucking jump off the math or english balcony
bellshill academy? oh that school that’s very unhealthy and unhygienic? yeah i go there
by penisdestroyer2010 June 9, 2020
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The Dalton Academy Warblers

First seen on the t.v. show Glee, the Warblers are professional life-ruiners and perfect human beings.
Members of the Dalton Academy Warblers are Riker Lynch, Curt Mega, Jon Hall, etc
by BTell June 15, 2011
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Academic Hustler

Like any other hustler, they determine the most effective courses of action to minimize expenditure and maximize
results. These particular hustlers know that studying does not produce good grades – efficient studying does. These students are able to do well, have a good time, and work to live, not the other way around.

Sometimes mistaken for high-achieving slackers, but there is a large difference between the two. The former generally does well because they are good at school, but, if they have to choose between working very hard and a good grade, they will choose to slack off. The academic hustler, however, for whom success is most important, always works as hard as is necessary, though strenuous work is rare, due to their academic efficiency and social and psychological prowess.
Example 1:
Nerd: I studied for 32 hours straight and got an B- in Neuromolecular Statistical Modeling, the hardest class in the college!

Academic Hustler: Good for you? I took the class, "Love Songs," got an A, hung out every night this week, and got laid an equal number of times.

Example 2:
High-Achieving Slacker: That senior paper sounds like a lot of work; fuck it, let's go drinking.

Academic Hustler: Dude, you need a good grade on that to get into Law School; normally I'd go with you, but, sometimes you have to work hard. I'll come visit you at community college.

Example 3:
Inefficient studier: I read, then re-read, then re-read the book! How did I only get a "B" on the exam?

Academic Hustler: Next time read it once with intense concentration, take the most necessary notes, then read over your notes and the bullet points at the end of the chapter before the test, this gives you the general points and the most relevant specifics. Guaranteed "A."

Example 4:
Idiot: I'll retire when I'm dead.

Academic Hustler: Your work is going to kill you. I'm working, but it practically feels like I'm retired. And, the moment I have made enough to retire and live decently, I'll leave this job and go travel the world, volunteer, spend time with friends and family, and do everything in this world that means anything. By the way, have you gotten a chance to sail that boat you bought last year?
by EvryDayIHustlin June 3, 2010
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st pauls academy

Some shit school located in south east london Abbey wood, full of horny boys and jbags
Do you go to st pauls academy? Ran by that witch Ms Malone
by JustAKidxoxox April 22, 2019
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all saints catholic academy

All Saints Catholic Academy is full of fake people and bitches. The guys are small but tall, they think their hard. The girls are always in drama with bullshit they start with friends.
Oh she’s from All Saints Catholic Academy, damn she fake as fuck.
by somebody witha brain February 8, 2018
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Academia Whore

A person who will do anything in order to get high marks, often sucking up to (or sucking off) the man in the process.

Some ways to become an Academia Whore:
1. Sucking your prof's balls
2. Doing totally boring projects (50 page essays, anyone?) in order to score high marks
3. Not challenging profs when they're wrong
4. Not going out for beer with your buddies to do PDENG

Have you been busy sucking your prof's balls lately? You might be on your way to becoming an Academia Whore.
A: "You're such an Academia Whore, Bill"
B: "Yea I am"

B: "Shlurp Shlurp Shlurp"
Prof: "Oo yea play with my balls, you Academia Whore"

A: "Yo come with us to the bar"
B: "Naah I'm gonna stay home and be an Academia Whore"
by OVERLORD11 February 22, 2011
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