Absolute trash

Literally your life right now.

Dude you are absolute trash
Yeah, I know

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

absolute bullshit

Typically what a religious person calls "absolute truth".

Chris's stories about "god", "creation", etc. are just absolute bullshit.

by itmattersnotwhoiam November 11, 2013

Absolutely Nothing

A phrase used by famous Youtuber SwiftKarateChop frequently; it has become his subscription headline and it is used in most of his videos.

"So what did we learn today?"
"Absolutely nothing."

by AmyANTIVIRUS August 16, 2008

Absolute Unit

Bro this is someone who is just such an unreal, godlike kid at everything he does. ABSURD AF.

yo that kid is just a flat out ABSOLUTE UNIT on the court.

by TSM_Tyler June 18, 2018

absolutely perfect

Kaitlin Leigh-Ann Fro Harden

dude i found the absolutely perfect song, what kaitlin isnt a song she is an amazing girl

by doggystylebum July 19, 2010

absolute fail

the term between fail and epic fail used to describe a slighly worse failure but not an extremly bad failure.

me: "um thats a pretty big failure but it isn't epic."

friend: "then why not call it an absolute fail?"

by the noodle lord4432 May 21, 2008

Absolute unit

What dumbass brits say when they see heavy ass people

Hallo Timothy did you see that absolute unit yesterday on the trolly? I sure did Hemsworth, that bloke could’ve been 130 kilo grams.

by Jay mami June 11, 2018