Axle

A weird nigga with braces and gets no bitches

Axle mad gay

by Lilyo July 25, 2023

axlcore

a way to describe jokes that are extremely dark in nature

"You want to kill yourself? Thats pretty Axlcore"

by axl118 August 3, 2023

Axlighting

Axlighting is when a gaslighter gaslights you into thinking they didn't gaslight you in the first place.

When someone is axlighting you, they are axing out.

It is all your fault.
Are you trying to gaslight me?
No! you are just insecure and overthink.
Dude you're definitely axlighting me rn.

by cooldude69pro August 10, 2024

portal axle

an in-wheel transmission that lifts the drive axle increasing ground clearance, portal axles are used in the unimog as well as in other vehicles. they generally do not raise the axle much, but because of their gear reduction, they allow for a smaller differential case, because there is less strain on the differential

"why is the axle above the center of the wheel?"
"it has portal axles"
"wtf?"

by Subliminator January 21, 2010

greasy axle

a sweaty arse crack,

fuck its so hot ive got a greasy axle,

by harrydare October 4, 2012

Bent Axle

To have a "Bent Axle" is to walk with a limp.

It all came about from a good old Aussie bloke called Kev. His kids used to race go karts and often they bent axles in the karts. When an axle gets bent it causes a wobble.

Kev once saw a man walking with a limp and proclaimed to the children...

" Look, he has a bent Axle"

And everyone laughed....

Look, he has a Bent Axle....

by SteakSammich March 7, 2022

Wrapped round the axle

The state one finds oneself in after a prolonged bender or an extended state of inebriation. Can also describe the act of becoming intoxicated, inebriated, high, turnt, tanked, or wrecked, especially after a period of abstinence or sobriety. Used similarly to the phrase "Three sheets to the wind". It denotes that one hasn't just fallen off "the wagon", but has in fact gone under the wheels and subsequently wrapped round the axle.

Hey Jack, I thought you were off the sauce? Looks like you've been getting wrapped round the axle again.

Man, I must have blacked out last night, I haven't haven't gotten that fucked up since last mardi gras, I really got wrapped around the axle *vomit*

Yo, Mark, wanna come by for Forties and blunts? Fuckin A we're getting wrapped round the axle tonight boooooi

I'm higher than Cooter Brown, two more hits and I'ma be axle wrapped.

by Haluci-N8 November 21, 2019