When somebody is having an autism attack and they suddenly starts getting angry at you for no reason
by McSkilletFan21 September 24, 2018

Autism faked on the internet for attention. Everyday behavior becomes a series of quirky symptoms. The goal is to feel special or escape responsibility. See also: neurodivergence.
by Urbanscholar834 August 3, 2023

An informal slang term that Refers to the notion that autistic people, or people on the spectrum in general, are more likely to wear jeans if given the choice. jeans may be substituted with khakis given the circumstance.
Guy 1: hey, I talked to the guy you wanted me to yesterday, are you sure he's autistic? seems fine to me.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.
by mr_klikbait September 26, 2023

by Andrew Blake Winegarden January 14, 2019

Autism Cereal is a roast made by Nicholas Mercado in the state of Oregon Referring to the person being roasted is autistic and thinks he is cereal
by TacoSquid8821 May 1, 2018

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
by tom.van May 2, 2010

Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.
by Jrvencill November 23, 2017
