fuck me in the asshole and call me sally

A frustrated phrase only blurted out by the brave

*hits foot at corner of table "Fuck me in the asshole and call me sally"

by Longretrodude January 8, 2017

Key-Slot Asshole

After a plethora of anal sex, the rectum fails to return to a circular shape thus assuming an oblong shape, much like a key-slot.

Girl: Do you remember my ex, Jim?
Friend: Yeah, what about him?
Girl: He had a key-slot asshole because he was gay in jail!

by ChaffedAnus September 22, 2019

Natural asshole

A natural asshole is a person who is born rude. A natural is an admirable human being, as they give zero fucks

Girl: Why are you so rude?
Guy:Im just a natural asshole

by Chocolate_12 May 11, 2017

Fat Asshole Farting Toxic

when a person gets so mad and toxic they will inflate their body and proceed to let out the biggest, the loudest fart ever.
It's also used to curse fat people.

man 1: what was the answer Jacob

I couldn't hear it because of your fat asshole farting toxic
jacob: what the fu-

by FAFTboi12 February 8, 2022

Grade A asshole

A person that is very good at being an asshole

Person 1~Damn hes an asshole
Person 2~Hell yea hes a Grade A Asshole
Person 1~Lol

by QveenSapphire May 13, 2016

iPhone asshole

Any person who has an iPhone but strictly refuses to let anyone else use it for any reason (internet, apps, etc.)

Mike: I need to look something up on the internet. Dante, can I use your iPhone?

Dante: No.

Mike: Your an iPhone Asshole.

by jfk83415 February 8, 2009

assholery

1. (n) The behaviour characteristic of an asshole.

2. (n) An institution that produces a large amount of assholes in a manner that resembles the systematic and high output of industrial factories.

1. My professor was exhibiting an incredible degree of assholery

2. Most law and business schools are massive assholeries

by blorgoclot April 13, 2011