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Asian Parents

Probably the #1 source of why Asian teens commit suicide.
Asian parents will always be hyopcrites, and you can't do anything about it. Reasoning with them will result in an one-hour lecture about how tough THEIR life was. If you get below an A or B you will recieve a beating, confiscation of your things, a beating, and an insane amount of work on that subject. They will also yell at you in public and embrass you in AN INFINITE amount of ways.
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Asian Pass

Generally anything above any grade above a 90 or an "A"

- Depending on the person (or more likely their immigrant parents) this "pass" threshold will vary anywhwere from a 90 to a 95.

This standard, is by no means exclusive to those of Asian descent. It is understood that most Asian parents expect their kids to go to Harvard, or MIT, or Violin prodigy school; therefore, failing by normal standards, a 69 or lower, in most cases will get an Asian killed by their parents... or permanently disowned... Whichever is worse.

So we refer to this ridiculous system of grading as Asian pass.

-Not to be confused with a similar *standard that is often used by that annoying pretentious kid everyone hates who complains about getting a 92 on a test.

*these people usually don't actually have a standard and just like to complain about their "crappy" grade just to make others feel inferior.

People with "Asian standards" will suffer some form of consequence ranging from a hour long scold fest to loss of scholarships or somthing like that; thus, their dissatisfaction is quite legitamate.
Kevin Chou: Ah shit, this sucks.
Mark Nelson: What didya get, bro?
Kevin: 89
Mark: That's not bad at all.
Kevin: Nah, man. You don't understand. If my parents see this, I'll get beaten with a bamboo stick!
Mark: ORLY?
Kevin: Dude, Asian pass is serious buisness. I'm a dead man walking.
by An Amazin' Azn October 1, 2010
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Fat asian

A fat asian is not only a fat asian but somebody that is a chubby british teen.
by CXLZ November 21, 2016
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Kick an Asian day

The 18th of October is Kick an Asian Day. You have the ability to kick anyone of your Asian friends for this day and not get in trouble.
I can’t wait for kick an Asian day can you?
by Thiccgurl911 September 20, 2019
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asian-wannabe

That guys only listens to Jpop and answers the phone with "moshi moshi", he's such an asian-wannabe.
by Anders_HJ July 15, 2004
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asian failing

a term used for a good grade, such as a b+, but it still wont land you in stanford

also used to describe the situation an asian is in when they say the words "im like failing"

this grade would be considered good, if not acceptable for any other race, excluding indians and russians
im like failiing, said suzy after she saw teh 87 on her test

sam asian failed is test with a b+, insuring he will only go to a state university, rather than an ivy league school
by dirk lance August 16, 2005
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asian kung-fu generation

One of the best (in my opinion) J-Rock bands out there. Known as 'Ajikan' in Japan, becuase it's easier to say than Asian Kung-Fu Generation, and it kind of sounds like it.

Their music is greatly influeced by American bands like Weezer, and it really shines through in most their songs. Japanese Weezer... hahahaha....

Most Americans found this band through Naruto, or FMA with their songs 'Haruka Kanata (Far, Far Away)' and 'Rewrite', respectively.
Wapanese: Dude... Ajikan.
Normal Person: ...Yeah... you... do that...
Wapanese: AJIKAN!!
Normal Person: AGH! GET AWAY!
by theshinykitty April 16, 2005
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