by Samwell September 27, 2005
Get the ASAIK mug.Monica has a very loose looking carne asada tip... great now i cant eat meat its too gross. peeeyaah
by Hectorc March 13, 2008
Get the carne asada tip mug.by LHS_Biology March 27, 2009
Get the asain goggles mug.That thing when writing a paper causes such pain that you consider taking acid and/or other drugs to ease the pain.
I've been attempting to write this paper for hours, but instead, I've found that I no longer want to talk to my friends, I no longer care for sunshine nor unicorns, and I no longer believe in love. But maybe taking some ašmíd will turn me back into the person I was before... the person I long to be once again.
by sweepinpeaches2k11 May 16, 2011
Get the ašmíd mug.That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"
The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"
The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!
Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)
by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010
Get the Gaffigan Aside mug.A voracious pussy-licker can sometimes make a butt-related accident, hence, assident:
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.
As soon as said accident is made, it's good to play up the situation by using baby-talk:
Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".
Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".
by Davey C. January 5, 2008
Get the assident mug.the process of seasoning your penis with what you would normally season a piece of carne asada with and having sexual intercourse afterwords until you can smell the carne asada throughout the room.
person 1: have you tried verga asada with your girlfriend yet?
person 2: no she says she doesnt want me to ruin carne asada for her.
person 2: no she says she doesnt want me to ruin carne asada for her.
by smadamal July 24, 2010
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