you're fired

When you lose your job and get evicted from your home after committing crimes against all of humanity
Most of America at the polls in 2020: "Donald Trump, you short-fingered vlugarian, you're fired"
by Marcosi Andersoni November 09, 2020
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you're adopted

one of the funniest comebacks ever.
sort of like "your mom" or "your face"

but be sure to not actually say it an
adopted kid. they might take offense.
Lexi: That's a really heinous picture of you, Emily.
Emily: SHUT UP LEXI. YOU'RE ADOPTED.
by Super Ninja January 08, 2008
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you're mom

It's your mom. not you're mom. learn grammar.
by Betsch March 03, 2008
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Your and You're

Two words that are commonly mixed up by idiots who need to improve their shitty grammar. I see these kind of people very often over the internet, and it pisses me off. They also often sound very similar to this:

"z0mg d0000d you're hair is s000 awe3summ brahhhhh! your the awesomest doooood!!!!!11!!!!1!!!one!!!one!!"

Although some people have realized the true difference between the two words, let me explain the differences to those who still have not.

The word "Your" is used when showing possession.
The word "You're" is used when describing the person you are communicating with.
Examples of how you should really use the words Your and You're:

Your: Your hair. Your terrible grammar. Your small penis.

You're: You're the person with bad grammar. You're a faggot.
by Mike Starace July 27, 2010
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you're a doll

a compliment that could mean you did somethin nice or your are attractive or some other positive thing
Can I borrow 2 G's?
-Sure bitch
Thanks! You're a doll!!
by Dirty November 03, 2003
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You're A Foot

An insult, stating that the person in question is a foot or smells like foot. Usually followed by "No, You're A Foot!"
Person 1)You know I'm right, ya damn butt pumpkin!
Person 2)Oh, yeah? Well, you're a foot!
Person 3)No, you're a foot!
by mbvkjhfgjkjnhibugji August 21, 2009
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you're on fire

If someone is on a roll. They are constantly doing something good like getting a correct answer, or maybe getting asked out by multiple people.
Facebook: You got a new follower.
Friend: That's six today! You're on fire!
by Elizabeth Midford April 02, 2018
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