ampstin

One of the longest lasting couples you will ever see. Consisting of the amazing people Amperly and Austin, this is cute couple will forever be in your hearts. Their dynamic is so cute and they are so fun to be around.

Hottie 1: I just hung out with AmpStin today!!
Hottie 2: Who-?
Hottie 1: Y'know...Amperly and Austin? Ampstin?
Hottie 2: Oh yea! I love them so much they are so cute!!
Hottie 1: I know right? They're gonna get married one day, I'm calling it.

by ittosmantits January 9, 2022

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Come: oh no, jane is having a seizure

by stumpcool January 15, 2022

amnesia was her name

The doctor said I had tomato loss...
(All right.)

Verse 2
Dr. Amnesia was her name, she had beautiful eyes
We had spaghetti with long term memory sauce
(All right)
And every word she said, it was a little surprise

Post-Chorus
I guess she didn’t know how to treat me right
Because I can’t recall where I slept that night

Verse 3
Amnesia was her name, she had memory loss
(No, wait)
Well, every word I said, it was a little surprise—ing
(All right)
And every word she said didn’t make it across

Outro
Can’t remember when we walked past the O.R. sign
(Surgery.)
Can’t remember passing out with her hand in mine
(My-my-mind.)
I remember waking up with my mind repaired
(A-okay!)
I remember when I realized she wasn’t there

person 1: I love lemon demons song Amnesia Was Her Name!

Person 2: Who?

Person 1: We can't be friends.

by rAnBoOLeMoNdEmOnEnJoYeRalsogay February 12, 2023

minigolf amnesia

this is a severe case of amnesia
it only occurs when someone cares to forget a minigolf experience. is a serious condition. anyone with this condition should be treated with extreme caution (and love in some cases)

Person 1: Dude you totally sucked at playing minigolf last nigiht

Person 2: whatt? we played minigolf last night?

Person 1: shit! he must have minigolf amnesia!

by largepimpin August 25, 2009

Trailer Amnesia

Right after the coming attractions but before the feature starts when you forget what movie you came to see.

Movie: (after 5 previews) And now your feature presentation..
Guy 1: Oh man, what are we seeing again?
Guy 2: You always get the worst trailer amnesia, you're the one that wanted to see Big Mama 3!

by jknapp44 April 9, 2011

Boredom Amnesia

Memory loss due to a severe feeling of boredom. Your brain is in a non-functional and non-productive state for so long that it even stops recording memories.

I had nothing to do all day at work today and I was bored out of my head. When the time came to fill in my timesheet I couldn't remember what I was doing all day. I must be suffering from boredom amnesia.

by Regolithic February 18, 2013

link amnesia

Landing on a web-page or article while browsing the web, with no idea why and no memory of how you got there.

Brian: Where did you find that article you were telling me about?

Melissa: No idea, I got really bad link amnesia as soon as I started reading.

by angrywords April 8, 2013