alabama hole in one

The art of pulling your dick out of one hole and into another while cumming, so you cum at least two pumps in each hole.

Sally couldn't make up her mind where she wanted me to come, so I gave her an Alabama Hole In One.

by Corn Johnwall November 1, 2015

alabama sand storm

Having sex on the beach. Once the man begins feeling his tingles and jingles, he ejaculates on the woman's face, then continues to throw sand at her face, making it stick.

"Hey Jeff! Come here! I just gave Mary an Alabama Sand Storm. Doesn't she look cute?"

by TestesMaGee November 5, 2008

Clanton, Alabama

A very small and quite boring little redneck town. There is a Wal-Mart...and that's about it. There is no movie theater or anything for at least 20 miles. Most kids on Friday and Saturday nights hang out in "town" where they sit in (or stand around) their cars and talk and probably do other less than legal things.

Hey man, you wanna hang out in town (Clanton, Alabama) tonight??

by theonenonredneck May 27, 2011

Alabama pigeon drop

A sexual escapade involving 3 members, one of which dresses in a giant pigeon suit. Two of the members will participate in any form of casual sex, while the third member dressed in the giant pigeon suit defecates on the other two members while in the act of sex. It is also common for the third member to be screaming at the top of there lungs and making various bird noises while making stool on the other two members.

Brian: Dude i could of swore i heard moaning and screaming coming from the neighbors last night
Chris: They were probably doing the Alabama pigeon drop

by a7xbuckeye99 April 25, 2011

alabama swamp ass

The sweaty juice that builds up in your ass cheeks after strenuous activity.

Billy - Hey, something smells icky in here.
Doug - Yeah, I was working out and I got a nasty case of Alabama swamp ass.

by web December 12, 2002

Alabama Sippy Cup

When a female stands on her hands or lies on her shoulders with her vagina facing the ceiling; then her partner separates the lips and pours a cocktail of delicious beverages into said vagina, and drinks from it with a straw.

Afterwards, the man may fuck the female and have her lick the leftover liquid from his penis. This is called the Mississippi water hose.

He was thirsty, so I gave him an Alabama sippy cup.
"Did you follow through?"
Yes, he gave me a Mississippi water hose.

by Zegeroth August 4, 2007

Alabama Crabdangle

A mythical sexual position made famous by Tim Meadow's character Leon Phelps in the SNL skit, The Laidies Man. The position is where the male stands over the female who is laying on her back with her hips and pelvis arched into the air. The male then holds his erection straight down while standing in an wide-legged open stance, only bending at the kness while thrusting into the female's vagina.

"If some bustop skank is lucky, I may even spring the "Alabama Crabdangle" on her..."

by Crabdangler February 22, 2010