rocking in a ball

A process of curling up in a ball and crying uncontrollably, used as a metaphor.

Being upset and stressed out, about something.

Also see crying in a ball.

I have been rocking in a ball all day over my ex-girlfriend, I can't deal with this break up, it's sending me over the edge.

by bobbylocksville April 20, 2009

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Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

by Silverlock March 30, 2009

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Rock a Bottle

When one is too lazy to travel to a toilet and instead uses the most conveniently located container(typically a beer bottle, or empty gallon container)for urination.

I'm not going all the way downstairs to use the bathroom. Instead I think I'll just rock a bottle.

by MaryJane the Drunk Potheads April 26, 2009

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Rock and a hard place

Having to choose between two undesirable situations

Some of David Letterman's female employees were caught between a rock and a hard place; They either had to sleep with a cranky and humorless old man or risk getting passed over for promotions by women that were.

by Mr Wilhelm October 8, 2009

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