Queef

Something that you ask a woman to do when there is no chance of hooking up and you wanna get the F out of there.

You would be suprised how well it works.

Hey bitch, can you QUEEF for me? I have never heard one before.

by Iscrewyourlittlesisterraw March 8, 2003

Queef

Simply, when a girl or woman whips her legs up into the air and farts out of her vaginal hole.

When Courtney was streching for yoga, she queefed in front of the whole group.

by Nicolitaaaa. May 12, 2006

queef

(kw-ee-f)
1. an explosion of vaginal gases
2. vaginal fluttering sounds

There were some small queefs while they were having sex.

by iamamf0668 May 2, 2006

Queef

an emission of air from the pussy, sometimes when the penis entering the pussy is too small

She queefed a lot during the sex because the man's dick was tiny

by joe July 13, 2003

queef

when lexi acidently farts and periodt blood starts to squirt out while she farts

lexi: GUYS IM ABOUT TO QUEEFE!!!! *squirts pussy blood everywhere*

by ilovejhourneifartqueef990000 January 21, 2022

Queef

Queef: 1. When you feel a breeze eminating from between a womans thighs, accompanied by the sound of music (like the decrecendo of a trombone playing a bar of quarter notes). 2. A vaginal fart. 3. The two point conversion made following a touchdown.

Christopher was so gay, I told him to go out in the yard when he Queefs.

by Breezy thighs September 8, 2020

Queef

A gender neutral term for queen.

Oh yeah Grey? They're such a queef.

by catsareprettycool March 16, 2022