Rodeo Stiffy

When you climax, but you still just have enough to keep on the saddle.

After she rode me for 5 minutes and i nutted i had a rodeo stiffy for a while."

by Jymothi November 6, 2021

Spirit Stiffy

The arousal of a male through the interference of Supernatural beings

Ghost Blowjob

"Graham got a spirit stiffy from poltergeist molestation."

by The Gapists May 7, 2014

stiffy

What i am right now.

Me: Im so fucking stiffy holy fucking shit
Friend: say less

by uvuboy446 August 20, 2021

Stiffy

An erection. A dick getting hard due to sexual excitement. Hot girls tend to make a guy’s dick all stiffy.

Me: (Watching a Marilyn Monroe documentary film)

My mother: Are you getting all stiffy?
Me: LOL, shut up.

by AntiCircumcisionMan May 3, 2021

Stiffy-Chan

A term used for boners in hentai

Stiffy Chan proper noun "oh no you got hard it's okay we can stroke that Stiffy-Chan away!"

by 77Pixie sticks77 August 18, 2025

stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.

It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016