A person who's physically/sexually very attractive, but an emotional/psychological disaster area. Extremely charismatic in short bursts; typically but not necessarily great in the sack; impossible to live with. Male Patron Saint: Tom Cruise. Female Patron Saint: Lindsay Lohan/Winona Ryder (tie).
"Did you see those side boob pics of LiLo going into rehab?"
"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."
"She looked great in court, too. Man, she is one hot mess."
by SmallieBiggs May 31, 2013

by Rdizzy September 24, 2003

A mess that is so epic and terrible in its nature that it recalls plagues and disasters of Biblical times.
After eight months of living in the dorm room, the departing college freshmen had left it a holy mess.
by greatboozeup January 24, 2009

A play on Miss America.
Queen of the messes.
Someone who performs awkward or not well thought out actions. Possibly in a drunken state.
Queen of the messes.
Someone who performs awkward or not well thought out actions. Possibly in a drunken state.
by J, Ward February 24, 2007

the drunkest guy on the dancefloor
omg...look at that guy...he just slammed into the wall three times....i think he might be a mega mess!
by dolores hardesty January 16, 2011

by Jmeaty5 May 3, 2018

When a man unexpectedly cums in a girls mouth, you tickle her, she laughs, then dribbles the pearly mess all over her neck/chest
I gave that nasty bitch a pearly mess then told her to clean that shit up. She didn't laugh after that.
by soflokavadefanators December 4, 2015
