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Melon Swings

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock for a swim suit, then the top part of a female's bikini is her "Melon Swings"
Melon SwingstitsknockersbraMelonsbanana Hammock
by www.bananahammockpools.com October 5, 2010
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Armstrong Melons

When a girl has tits so big that Neil Armstrong could spot them from the moon
Yea she had some Armstrong Melons
by the other one 2 November 12, 2010
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Hail Melon

When a race car driver rides the wall of the racetrack at full throttle.
"Yo, Did you see what Ross Chastain did?"
"Yeah, I think they're calling it a Hail Melon."
by Freshmouth October 13, 2023
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melon bottom

A booty way bigger and more juicy than an apple bottom.
That girls apple bottom is nice, but I prefer my wife's melon bottom.
by The 39 HAndy men March 7, 2017
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niggy melon

P1: Bro did you see that niggy melon today?
P2: dude i saw it i was gonna buy it for $15
by PenisCockLicker100 January 13, 2021
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Melon Bag

Read Lemon Squeeze for information on backwards melon bag.
by Jesperz January 2, 2011
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Bad Melon

Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.
Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"
by J-Pacey January 27, 2008
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