Armstrong Melons

When a girl has tits so big that Neil Armstrong could spot them from the moon

Yea she had some Armstrong Melons

by the other one 2 November 10, 2010

melon party

A female party consisting of only girls or the majority being female where there is a large amount of melons and usually some sexual activity's happening.

"Oh my god Adriana, last night was a total melon party! Me and Scarlet made out on the couch for almost two hours and then Alexa joined in and it got so hot"

by Dlama May 26, 2017

Melon Swings

If a guy wears a Banana Hammock for a swim suit, then the top part of a female's bikini is her "Melon Swings"

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by www.bananahammockpools.com October 04, 2010

Party Melon

A watermelon, that has a small conical opening (made with a knife) that is then filled with Liquor.

Popular Liquors:

Everclear
Vodka

We're gonna get smashed on this Party Melon!

by TanekSvejk November 15, 2009

Melon Popper

A head shot or to blow someone's head off (can be used when playing shooting games eg COD)

It's melon popper time!

by SJM13 May 09, 2011

Melon Bag

Opposite lemon squeeze.

Read Lemon Squeeze for information on backwards melon bag.

by Jesperz December 28, 2010

Bad Melon

Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.

Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"

by J-Pacey January 27, 2008