anal woody

When you have to poop so bad that the turd is popping out of your anus.

Man, I have to shit so bad, I'm sport'n an anal woody.

by T May 25, 2004

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Woody

1). A hard-on
2). A name for a guy with feministic qualities

Man ive got a woody right now!

Look at woody, straightening his hair, hes such like a girl

by the chuckanator August 15, 2010

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woody johnson

An very hard and erect penis.

I got a woody johnson just looking at that elevator chick over there!

by Jack Bozdog June 07, 2006

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Wisconsin Woody

When you are banging your girlfriend from behind and her dad walks in and starts masturbating. Your dick gets even harder because her dad isn't mad at you.

I was fucking the shit out of Gertrude last night when her dad walked in on us and started peeling his banana, but not to worry, my Wisconsin Woody kicked in.

by Indy Tim Wilson February 23, 2008

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Woody Woodpecker

When a girl sucks your dick, with out using hands and makes a woodpecker kind of moment. Then after she sucks you off, she has to lay her pussy on your dick, as if a bird sitting on a tree.

That girl sure did give me a good Woody Woodpecker last night.

by MoonlightXxx May 21, 2021

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