masturbation
originating from the 2006 film "BORAT: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakstan"
originating from the 2006 film "BORAT: Cultural Learnings of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakstan"
by dunkfunk November 12, 2006

A smorgasbord of substances to bring to a party in quantities for everyone to enjoy. Party packs contain lean, molly, Xanax, loud (marijuana), and clean (hard liquor).
Tim: yo Jarob, you brought that party pack.
Jarob: hell yeah dude, some sizurp, Molly, xans. enough for everybody
Jarob: hell yeah dude, some sizurp, Molly, xans. enough for everybody
by Ronnie McSqueezybuns July 3, 2016

A party consisting of several guys in their mid-20s and a moderate amount of girls under the age of 16 conducted for the sole purpose of having intercourse with underage girls.
In this case, stat is short for statutory rape.
In this case, stat is short for statutory rape.
Steve: "I was talking to some of my little sister's friends at the mall yesterday. I think we should have a stat party."
Tim: "Sweet, dude. I'll get some beer."
Tim: "Sweet, dude. I'll get some beer."
by Daniel, Sean, Brian, and Geoff January 7, 2007

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.
"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
by userbits March 7, 2010

by whatadickhead August 20, 2016

A person who attends a party which they initially had no intention of attending, possibly due to a lack lustre male-female ratio, or simply the disgusting and un-entertaining nature of fellow party attendees.
The Bandit will attend the party, but not out of good will towards the host, but rather, to get highly intoxicated to the stage of obnoxiousness. The aim of the party bandit is to switch the entire focus of the party to their drunken antics, rather than the party host.
The Bandit will attend the party, but not out of good will towards the host, but rather, to get highly intoxicated to the stage of obnoxiousness. The aim of the party bandit is to switch the entire focus of the party to their drunken antics, rather than the party host.
Did you see John Party Bandit the shit out of the party tonight, I can't even remember whose party it was.
by The Dawg 89 February 11, 2010

An alcohol-free event. Pop is the drink being served instead of alcohol. Kids who are straight-edge have these kind of parties, along with normal kids when their parents are around and they aren't allowed to drink.
"Man, do you think we should go to that party at Ross' house tonight?" - Person A
"No, that's gonna be a pop party, lets go to James' party instead"- Person B
"No, that's gonna be a pop party, lets go to James' party instead"- Person B
by RMF 935 July 6, 2010
