Confused cockroach

A funny phrase to call your friend when they act confused or silly.

Brian: " Sally, isn't the assignment due tomorrow?"
Sally: "Oh, Brian! It's due on Friday, you confused cockroach!"

by ver.xital July 23, 2022

Cockroach Pudding

When a Person has sex with Cockroaches, and/or gets Creampied by a Cockroach.

Person 1: I had some cockroach pudding last night

Person 2: Fucking kill yourself

by Homophobia Is A W December 30, 2023

Cockroaching

Getting cockroached involves a tall male intruding your personal space and aggressively stating his opinions while hovering over you with his meat in a close proximity to your face. It’s man spreading premium. This may be used as an intimidation tactic or a mating call. Watch out for the cockroachers, you never know who they’ll traumatize next!

Gavin said there’s only two political parties and now Cameron is cockroaching him! He climbed over the desks spider monkey style and his meat is all up in Gavins grill. Gavin’s opinions are no more.

by CameronTempleCockroachingKing March 1, 2023

Cod Cockroach

Cockroach for short. Cockroaches are people mostly in modern warfare or call of duty cold war, that attend to use knives all the time or any sort of melee. They attack you and run away and hide. That's why they're called cockroaches. There pretty annoying.

Guy1: bruh these Cod cockroaches are ANNOYING

by Pandaflufity March 15, 2021

Cockroach

My friend group

My friends are all cockroach

by Dracos wife January 18, 2021

cockroach ass

usually caused by being overweight. often exacerbated if the person already had a flat ass. the two asscheeks meet at the bottom to form almost a point. reminiscent of the bottom of cockroach's body.

"man that chick needs to do some squats or something before she gets full blown cockroach ass"

by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022

Cockroach

Evil (will control the world)

"Oh no! Cockroach!"

by Ghost*Writer September 10, 2022