Someone who performs oral sex on either gender in bright luminous reflective clothing, while using a dildo on themselves.
by LazerousAwoken April 1, 2020
Get the Dirty Baldwinmug. While Mastubating, Just before cumming, get your girls attention then turn and blow your load on her.
by MadhatterMatador October 27, 2021
Get the The Alec Baldwinmug. I pulled and Alec Baldwin last night where I was polishing my pistol and shot so hard I didn’t see where it ended up.
by Jacque the Second December 1, 2021
Get the Alec Baldwinmug. The act of being stuck in a situation of complete absent minded bad luck , something that could've been ovoided if you would've thought it through .
I told my boss I was totally Alec Baldwinned , when I was not the one who wrecked the company truck .
by Road1nner April 6, 2024
Get the Alec Baldwinnedmug. Verb. To fail to check if a firearm is loaded. Point said firearm at your co-worker, pull the trigger, and be surprised when it goes off, and your co-worker dies.
by Dexterboiii October 28, 2021
Get the Baldwinmug. I was going to prank my wife this morning by acting like I was wanking one out. Low and behold I ended up giving her a Baldwin mid thigh. Oops my bad! 😉
by Dingle5884 May 31, 2022
Get the A Baldwinmug. The act of shooting a blank into a girl but realizing your sack is still loaded and end up with an 18 year sentence of father hood.
I got a vasectomy so I thought I was shooting blanks but I ended up Baldwining her. Guess I'm still firing live rounds.
by MidwestMegaDan November 15, 2021
Get the Baldwiningmug.