2,680 miles

The length of my penis when folded in half. Also the length of the mainland United States.

Dude, how did you get your penis to 2,680 miles long?
I just folded it in half.

by Cheeeeek February 25, 2019

2.6seconds

how fast it takes you to jack off
or how fast it takes you boyfriend to jack off

wow my boyfriend lasted 2.6seconds

guys i last a whole 2.6seconds

by iknowallsaidgod January 25, 2011

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop[{]}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?

You are extremely bored and decided to type out all the characters on the keyboard.

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qwertyuiop{}\|asdfghjkl;:'"zxcvbnm,<.>/?

by Quirty uwo Paz’s April 16, 2020

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/??/>.<,MmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}]{[PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~`

You are not human. Absolutely no fucking way. If you are, then you are probably dead of boredom by typing this in. If you are alive, however, please consider going outside. It's a nice experience, I promise.

Bob: `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/??/>.<,MmNnBbVvCcXxZz"':;LlKkJjHhGgFfDdSsAa|\}{PpOoIiUuYyTtRrEeWwQq+=_-)0(9*8&7^6%5$4#3@2!1~`
Alice: *Walks away in disappointment in what Bob has accomplished*

by Kugeln March 29, 2019

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+[{]}'";:../?,<znmasdfghjklqwertyuiopxcvb

this is when a person who wants to press every letter on a keyboard in a specific order but they're bored and bored typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and stuff like that.

guyS: im bOARD

guy B:type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

guyA: did that

guy:dont know lol

guyA:`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+{}'";:../?,<znmasdfghjklqwertyuiopxcvb

guyB:shut up

guyB has rage quit due to stupidity

by bleachiskewl March 20, 2017

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qqwweerrttyyuuiioopp[{]}\|aassddffgghhjjkkll;:’”zzxxccvvbbnnmm,<.>/?

When Someone Is So Bored That qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm Isnt Enough So They Type Every Single Different Key On Their Keyboard Along With Their Capital Version.

Im So Bored So Im Going To Type `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:’”zZxXcCvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

by xSnowBallx February 15, 2019

escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12insertprtscdelete`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+backspacehometabqwertyuiop[{]}\|capslockasdfghjkl;:'"entershiftzxcvbnm,<.>/?pauseshiftctrlfnalt altctrl

The entire QWERTY keyboard, but amplified to the point that people will make fun of you for wasting your time typing this out.

"escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12insertprtscdelete`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+backspacehometabqwertyuiop{}\|capslockasdfghjkl;:'"entershiftzxcvbnm,<.>/?pauseshiftctrlfnalt altctrl is longer than the word Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

by escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10f11f12 August 4, 2020