0 to 2 scale

A scale used in measuring the hotness of a girl. 0 means you would never do her, 1 means you would do her when you're drunk and 2 means you would do her sober.

Guy 1: Dude, totally hooked up with Claire last night.
Guy 2: What was she on the 0 to 2 scale?
Guy 1: 1, but I fucked her when I was drunk.
Guy 2: nice!

by bbuddy April 6, 2009

0.8 Direction

The boy band One Direction, minus Zayn Malik.

Yo, did you hear Zayn quit 1D?!

Holy shit, really? We're calling them 0.8 Direction from now on!!

by namebar115 March 29, 2015

0 to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis.

*DAMN! I went 0 to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it 0 to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

0.8537

If you put this in a calculator, and turn it upside down it comes out to be LESBO.

see 7734 and 5318008

If you put 0.8537 in a calculator, and turn it upside down it comes out to be LESBO.

by ---- February 2, 2005

0:16

An overused meme in the comments section of YouTube videos about the music in the Sans Boss Battle in Undertale

0:16 When you are late for school

by Skribbla15 July 15, 2018

0 to 60

Drinking some sort of alcohol as fast as you can to become inebriated in the shortest time possible.

Tonight I'm going 0 to 60 at this party.

by Shane Beezy February 18, 2009

0-tolerance

making no exception to a rule or law

The town had a 0-tolerance policy for DUI.

by The Return of Light Joker January 31, 2008