Dad: Son. I just want you to know that testicular cancer has taken the life of your mot-
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
Dad: W-What
Son: zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=asdfghjkl;'qwertyuiop\
(Dad dies)
(Son ascends to godhood)
qwertyuioppppp\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./ `1234567890- happens when a fellow keyboard user is cleaning their computer or, when a fellow tedium Homo sapien Is bored out of their mind and starts sliding their fingers across the board, if you have these symptoms it is totally fine
"I was so bored that i rote qwertyuiop\ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM,./ `1234567890- on google and accualy found something called Urban Dictionary that cured my Homo Sapien Tedium. "
Person 1: Hey man, wanna go jelqmax?
Person 2: `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfgjkl;'zxcvbnm,./`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./
Person 1 again: Damn, your bored.