swaffelen

To slap your penis against any object, usually your partners face

My g/f really loves it when i swaffelen her

by steroy jenkins March 11, 2009

zwaffle

To zwaffle: Waking up your girlfriend by slapping her gently in the face with your half erect penis.

'Ruud tried to zwaffle me last week but I bit him.'

English version of the Dutch verb 'zwaffelen', a slang word in the student population of the city of Tilburg in the Netherlands.

by Ronald Hogenboom May 16, 2006

zwaffle

To slap your penis into someones face or somewhere else. Usually happens when everyone is drunk or stoned and someone passes out or falls asleep. When he/she gets zwaffle'd, everyone laughs their ass off.

Guy 1: Look, he passed out hahahha.
Guy 2: Well go ahead, give him a zwaffle
Guy 1 *slap*
Guy 3: w..w w-What the fuck man?
Everyone: AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH!!!!

by Dick September 18, 2005

swaffelen

a NYC reinvention of the dutch word used to describe the act of leaning forward, when a subway passenger is seated directly in front of you, so that your crotch is directly in their face.

"Don't swaffelen me, there's plenty of room on the train!" LiLi shouted at the creepy man standing in front of her.

Sitting on the train, the sudden jolt of the subway caused the man to fall forward, temporarily swaffelening poor Rose.

by lilajane November 18, 2011

Zwaffeling

Usually used for men with a larger than average proboscis.

Zwaffeling is to hold one's phallus and to smack it playfully in the partner's face.

Can be used as a verb: to zwaffel.

Tina got smacked hard during yesterday's zwaffeling.

by Medsmoremeds July 25, 2018