Zuriel

To have sex with someone after lighting them on fire.
The best way to do this is some lighter fluid on a cotton overshirt and a book of matches.

"She said she wanted it hot, so I gave her a zuriel."

by CigarHero October 6, 2008

zerkel theorem

its the definition of anything you cant define. it always works!

if you dont know the awnser to a question or your trying to give someone a reason...just say it fallows the zerkel theorem.

by susan the 3rd June 1, 2010

zirkelbach

German terminology for reaching into the inner most part of the vaginal wall to circle around the ovarian canals.

Let's zirkelbach around the block before animal services shows up.

by Mr. Vagetarian September 26, 2017

Zurkem balb

When a guy pees out his butthole and craps out of his penis
(Zerr-Kim-Baaalb)

Last week I had a horrific experience with a zurkem balb

by SPC_ZACKATTACK October 2, 2018

Zuriel

A boy who have fake waves

You are Zuriel

by Dannnn Dada July 15, 2019

zurkey

Crazy feeling you get when your monkey dust gets caught

ohhh zerkey monkey dust!

by Disco Stu January 31, 2004

Zuriel

An amazing man. Absolute genius. He is quite the gentleman and preaches respect towards women and any individual despite what may set them apart from the rest of society. He’s a hard worker... will work hours until end just to get that bag. He is selfless, will do anything in order to satisfy the other person. Loves to learn, he will spend most of his free time looking into his personal interests which may include reading or researching random ideas that come into mind and catch his attention. Beautiful laugh and completely lovable. He’s an amazing male specimen. He’s quite distant. He will keep things to himself afraid to come off as rude. At times, it really can hurt his friends and family but nonetheless he only had his intentions in the right place. He’s quite mysterious and gives mixed signals quite often whenever he tries to appeal to others with a flirtation approach. He can be incredibly awkward but that’s only because he’s timid. Zuriels’ are pretty weak physically but have immense knowledge. They’re nerds, cute nerds.

I love Zuriel. I wish he would give me the same attention I provide him. I cant help but long for such an outstanding alpha male.

by Ilovecock2244 September 9, 2020