zuck

Synonymous with fuck because Jeff Zucker at NBC is the dumbest motherfucker in television.

That dumb motherzucker tried to bump Conan's Tonight Show to 12:05. What the Zuck?

by Randrage January 14, 2010

zuck

a person of jewish descent. derived from the creator of facebook, mark zuckerberg.

look at those shifty zucks over there...better watch your wallets; ive got a really good lawyer. hes a huge zuck though. hes also my banker.

by FU-PFOB May 31, 2009

zuck

The action of not leaving a tip for services rendered.

Synonymous with the word "stiff," the word "zuck" is most appropriately used in situations where the tipper has more than necessary means to express gratuity but fails to do so. Inspired by billionaire Mark Zuckerberg's infamous honeymoon meal in Italy where he failed to leave a tip.

Waiter 1: I just waited on Mark Zuckerberg and he didn't tip me anything!

Waiter 2: Yeah, bud - you just got zucked.

by Fiosh December 9, 2012

ZUCK

An internet term for IDIOT. Also, rhymes with buck, cuck, duck, f^ck, guck, huck, muck, puck, suck, stuck and yuck

Joe: What do you think of Mark ?
Ben: That dude is a ZUCK
Joe: You got that right, brah !

by Coma-doof warrior May 26, 2017

zuck

a mix between zut anf fuck

fucko: you real ass hole
thicko: how ya know that?
fucko: zuck off!!!

by fucko May 9, 2005

Zuck

To do anal with one of the female gender.

We thought schnitzing was for babies so we took it up a notch and zucked.

by King Snitz August 27, 2018

ZUCK

non listener
someone who is incapable of understanding what they hear

reuben is a zuck. he wrote down the wrong words.

by nick gay November 15, 2007