fucko's definitions

Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

by Fucko October 27, 2021

kiki

soft beverage commonly referred to as whisky but with a slight difference: you don't feel the alcohol inside the kiki whereas it stinks as hell in the whisky. The reason: you're already super duper drunk, fucko!

Alec: pass-me ch kiki!
Eric: fuck it the bottle is empty. fuck!
Nico: j'ai du gardant fruit

by fucko July 3, 2006

ballantine

botlle of kiki, the most famous nick name for whisky. Is to be drunk together with coke or Gardant Fruit.

Eric: Gimme some kiki for fuck's sake!
Nico: want some Ballantine fucko?
Eric: more than that: Ballantine's
Nico:teupteupteup
Eric:teupteupteup

by fucko June 20, 2006

brooaatt

the noise coming out of your mouth after eating some stinky french cassoulet

brooaatt! fuck I should go to shit room ASAP, as the plooaashhhh's heading towards me.
fuck it!

by fucko June 20, 2006

gardant fruit

soft beverage composed of:
1/2 bacardi
1/2 jack daniel's
1/2 vodka
1/2 coca-cola

martin: passssssssss-moi donc un peu d'gardant fruit l'ami!

by fucko May 19, 2005

pousse moussu

a sexual position that begins the ritual of the slapped turtle

fucko: I'll give you pousse-moussu
shucko: oh yes please put your finger in and you'll get mouss
fucko: zucking swucked bitch!
SMACK

by fucko May 14, 2005

cagool

stands for an unsuccessful affair with Chantal

Alec: I fucked up with Chantal
Fucko: wa dya get exactly ass hole?
Alec: I get cagool, fucko!

Smack
Fucko: Chantal is a bitch give me her Number
Alec: I know who you are, you're not Fucko, you're greg!
Fucko: Zuck!

by fucko May 10, 2005