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Annie shoves a zucchini into Megan's anus. "Oh, baby."
by Annie December 31, 2003
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1. A codeword used to tip off a third wheel on a date that they should ease up, as the friend that they are supporting in comfortable enough to be alone.

2. When two people going out are hanging out with a group of people and decide to take off.

3. A word used discreetly to tell a cockblocker to tone it down.
Leslie (while on a date with Jess): Wow i enjoy zucchinis. They are delicious. Alicia will you go get me a salad with extra zucchini and Italian dressing?

Alicia: *slinks away*
by aliciaisabeast June 28, 2009
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A long slender fruit God created for Eve when Adam was experiencing erectile dysfunction. Since then, it has been widely marketed as the edible dildo.
Oh my God! Look at her ass! .......... Yeah, could use a zucchini up that.
Zoey loves eating zucchini, smelling zucchini, and taking it up the ass.
My wife was being a bitch, so I made her suck my dick. Then I shoved a zucchini in her mouth to shut her up.
by Panbu1 May 22, 2011
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Bob's Zucchini is rotting.
by thehotcroquette May 2, 2015
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Some disorders can be treated through extream and extensive Zucchini treatmen. also Zucchinies are found at illegal "Zucchini parties" in which men come from all around the tri-state are and shuve Zucchinies up eachothers anus's
Joe has a milde case of ADD, no problem says docter Dan. Just bend over and you be ok in no time (Zucchini is inserted into anus and repeatedly heaved in and out)
by Jesus May 13, 2005
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1) A certian boy/stalker that closely resembles a zucchini
2) Not only does he look like a zucchini, his name is zach, akazucchini
3) He likes Video games and riding his midget bike, while stalking kayley
"OMG you guys! I saw the Zucchini at Safeway! When he looked at me I just ran."
by Lindina October 14, 2006
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A brown haired girl who is wearing a tank top and leggings with black Nike shoes (not sponsored) who is also wearing a gray and pink bra.
Zucchini is awesome
by Hot mama Hershey May 30, 2018
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