Zorb

A zorb is a perfectly spherical person.

Look at that zorb that resides in V1 at the University of Waterloo.

by Aycrad March 30, 2009

zorb

Describes the feeling after one takes a moke snap. Basically, a spinning light-headedness that can make you drool, or even vomit when done improperly, but when done correctly feels like heroin.

G-Mo was zorbing so hard off that moke snap that he fell off his chair into his puddle of drool, then threw up on the ground, then crawled through the gurp and needed to be helped up into a sitting position once again.

by walrusjuice January 11, 2007

Zorbing

the act in which a man tapes his scrotum to his anus and then quickly sits down on a hard surface.

My doctor told me to stop zorbing else I may rupture a ball.

by Johnny_H January 25, 2013

zorb

The act of soaking a tampon in an alcoholic beverage of your choice with the intent to absorb said beverage's alcoholic content through the asshole membranes, and thus avoiding unwanted caloric intake.

I called in sick this morning, but the truth is; i zorbed a jumbo of absynth last night and, as a result, am unfit for the workplace.

by Yaleboss September 27, 2014

zorb

A zorb is a rather large spherical ball, that one throws him or herself down a large hill in.

PMFG i just flew down tht hill in a zorb

by The Gracer August 16, 2005

Zorbed

The action of being violently hate crimed.

*commits hate crime "get zorbed"

by concretechoker69 December 02, 2021

zorb

To visciously clean using Zorbeez

I zorbed all over my dog

by Anonymous User21 November 24, 2022