zoobed

you die so fast that the only thing you see is a purple blur, nuff said your owned.

Kerose7777: what just happend?

Zoobkillerninja: you just got zoobed

Kerose7777:really!?, wow im tired of dying already!!!

by Kerose7777 October 7, 2009

Zombed

You are so fucked up from drinking, smoking, or pill ingesting that your are still alive but in dead state of mind

Holy shit bro, Nathalia is zombed!

by avolpe April 2, 2008

Zorbet

A one to three minute video of your life, for use as video resume, on social websites and by artists and musicians to get gigs.

Jamel's zorbet was humorless and dull, and DeJuan's was
fresh and hilarious, but Tayata got the job because her Zorbet had very few swear words.

by dakota l. August 5, 2009

zombedy

A portmanteau of zombie and comedy.

I thought the zombedy genre was a one-off with Shaun of the Dead, but now that Zombieland is coming out, I guess it's a thing. Does the Evil Dead series count?

by Aha... Yes August 17, 2009

ZORPED

When you are tripping really hard off acid

"Wow Im so Zorped."

by Chill vibes guy December 14, 2016

zorged

another word for stole, much like the phrase *YOINK*

You zorged my CloudSong!

by you.zorged.my.cloudsong July 21, 2006

Zorbex Anub (an-ub, not anyoob)

The Asian Viking god that invented cooking. Pretty much the main god of Schletchkavotchkavacheinia-Japan. Seriously, the coolest thing since sliced bread, even though he invented bread. When you eat a meal, say "Hail Zorbex" to show your thanks.

Tori: Hurry up the cakes!
Sierra: yeah, they're ready. Here you are -gives cake-
Tori:HAIL ZORBEX!! this cake is delicious!
Sierra: of course! i prayed to Zorbex Anub (an-ub, not anyoob) while i was making it!

by Tree-huggin' hippie January 23, 2007